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BEST TEXT MESSAGE QUOTES IN BISAYA VERSION:
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Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud
ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni!
Ngano naay Speaking?
KERIDO: Babe, ano nem ko sa celpon mo
para d ta masakpan sa imo bana?
KERIDA: Mc Donald
KERIDO: Ngano man?
KERIDA: Love ko to! ako langga? ano nem
ko sa celpon mo?
KERIDO: BDO
KERIDA: Ngano man kana gipili nmo?
KERIDO: We Find Ways!
Maningil nako ugma xa bayad pra
sa imong abang ha?
dugai2x naman gud ka ga puyu-ai
sa ako huna2x!!!
ngano man d i og gamay kug
utok? ikaw raman puy sulod!!!
Boy: gakapuling lagi ko?
Girl: (worried) huh? dili man
abog kai ulan man. why mana?
Boy: gakapuling in love ko sa imo
Anak ni laag wa nisulod ug klaC ni ad2 ug bar
ANAK: Yes! Party Party!!!
gi apas sa inahan
INAHAN: bwesit! naa ra d i ka dri wa ka ni
sulod!
ANAK: (nihangad sa langit og gibali ang sanina)
Daan pa ko, d lageh ni skwelahan ma, gilamat
man ko oi!
TEACHER: mgpaclass pcture ta para inig dako
ninyo maka ingon mo, "wow c dodong police na"
"wow c inday nurse na" "wow c totoy Atty. na"
JUAN: "wow c mama patay na"
TEACHER: lingkod animal!!! ayaw og apil ha!!!
BEST TAGALOG VERSION TEXT MESSAGE QUOTES
hating gabi, hot na hot c misis bumulong
kai mister...
Misis: loves, wala na aqng panty.
Mister: ok, wag kang mag alala,
bibilhan kta bukas ;-)
kung ayaw nya sayo
wag mo na xa habulin
pwede ka namang maglakad
papunta sa akin...
madaling mahalin ang taong
palangiti...pero masarap mahalin
ang supladong ikaw lang ang
nakapagpangiti....
Sa hinaba haba man ng tulog ko
IKAW pa rin ang dahilan ng
bawat pag gising KO...
BEST ENGLISH VERSION TEXT MESSAGE QUOTES
Never rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches you until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.
Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.
Some people don't get any respect at all because they are asking for the respect they deserve.
You don't marry someone you can live with. You marry the person who you cannot live without.
There is no such a thing as ignorance, but only degrees of wisdom.
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end, coz love is all there is.
Traffic. The black spell that makes commuters forget they are in love.
Love and stars are similar in one way. They keep you looking up every night.
There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.
It's better to lose your pride with someone you love, rather than lose that someone with your useless pride.
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!
Guilt: The inner voice that tells us that Someone may be looking.
Being single is cool. No worrying about anyone, no obligations and best of all, no heartaches. But you know what? If you will never get your heart broken, you will never learn to love.
Looking at men who are drunk is a mistake. Looking at women who are drunk is a temptation.
Women fall in love through their ears, and men through their eyes.
Each of us is a star. Sometimes we shine with the rest. Sometimes we twinkle alone. Sometimes when we least know it, we make someone's wish come true.
Home is the only place where one does not get homesick.
Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and most often in the tongue of the liar.
A person is happy if he has a problem and enjoys solving it.
Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money cannot buy!
In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.
Relationships are like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no U turn, no left turn, but the best so far is give way and keep right.
Being happy all the time is kind of boring.
When you love somebody, be ready to take the intensity of emotions. Be jealous, anxious. Love with all your might. Take the pain and everything that comes with it. Just make sure that the person is worth it.
Words and hearts should be handled with care... for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
It's amazing how one person can bring you so much happiness and pain in your life. Maybe it's really love knocking when he can make you so happy that you forget all the pains. So don't forget all the happiness when he breaks your heart.
It takes three seconds to say I love you, three minutes to explain, three hours to demonstrate, three days to appreciate, three terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.
The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you.
Say good about yourself and you'll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you'll be believed.
Some flowers grow best in the sun; others do well in the shade. God plants us where we grow best and gives us loved ones to grow with.
There is no absolute freedom. When your girlfriend says, "I love you", that is her freedom. But then again, will you let her say, "I love you" to every man.
Love can never be taught for it is to be learned; love can never be bought for it is to be given; love can never be kept for it is to be free; love can never be old for it lives to last a lifetime.
When a battered wife learns to fight back, blame the husband. He showed signs of weakness. When a battered husband learns to fight back, blame the wife. She took too far.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
It is always a pleasure to listen to persons bragging about their humility.
We forgive those who bore us but cannot forgive those whom we bore.
if you give up soon, you'll
never know what you'll be
missing...don't stop when
you're tired...stop when
you're done...
"if you really want something
don't be impatient, relax & wait
for the chance of grabbing it...
just remember this: "no matter
how many times you push the
elevator button, it will not come
any faster not until the right floor
come." sometimes waiting is better
than forcing events that could last
in wasting...
a soldier fights not because
he hates the one in front of
him...but because he loves
the people behind him...
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